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84 suggestions for the best Chuck Norris joke?

Chuck Norris has become an 8-time world karate champion. He was trained by Bruce Lee himself. You can imagine why there are so many facts about him, right &# 128578; Today we go looking for the best Chuck Norris joke.

A cultural phenomenon on the internet, jokes and facts Chuck Norris started in 2005, on an internet forum.

Nowadays, it has become a part of popular culture around the world. In different countries the jokes are often modified according to the national culture to represent different popular characters.

Without further ado, we present to you 84 facts and jokes about our hero, in the search for the best Chuck Norris joke!

Best Chuck Norris Joke # 1: Who is this Chuck Norris? Don’t look for him, just hope he’s not looking for you!

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Best Chuck Norris Joke # 2:

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. But never his.

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Best Chuck Norris Joke # 3:

One day at the restaurant, Chuck Norris ordered a steak. And the steak obeyed.

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Chuck Norris has already counted to infinity. Twice.

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Chuck Norris is able to leave a message before the beep sound.

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Best Chuck Norris Joke # 6:

The force of gravity is what holds the earth together under Chuck Norris.

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And here’s a song, dedicated to Chuck Norris

Google, that’s the only place you can type Chuck Norris …

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The Swiss are not neutral, they are waiting to know which side Chuck Norris is on.

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When Chuck Norris pisses against the wind, the wind changes direction.

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Chuck Norris has been on Mars before, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

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Chuck Norris and Superman had a standoff, the loser had to put his panties over his pants.

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In a normal room, there are an average of 1242 items that Chuck Norris can kill you with, including the room itself..

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Chuck Norris once swallowed a whole packet of sleeping pills. he blinked.

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The only thing that happens to Chuck Norris ankle … is his sock.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris is the reason Charlie is in hiding.

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God wanted to create the universe in 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him 6.

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Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a full magazine.

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Chuck Norris can slam a closed door …

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Chuck Norris measures his pulse on the Richter scale.

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Chuck Norris only has two speeds: walk and kill.

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Chuck Norris is not that strong. Frankly, if he was that strong, he would now hit my head on the clavijdcsm pofwav jna kdqcdsuhr 98y4rbf 2pubf2gerqatr

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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, he doesn’t turn on the light, he turns off the darkness..

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

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God said: let there be light! and Chuck Norris replied: We say please.

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Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris walked on Jesus.

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The Titanic did not hit an iceberg but Chuck Norris who was trying to smash his record of swimming across the Atlantic which was under the minute..

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When Bruce Banner is angry he becomes Hulk… when Hulk is angry he becomes Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris made water powder.

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When Chuck Norris was little, it was his mother who ate his vegetables.

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Chuck Norris can strangle you on a cordless phone.

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When Google can’t find something, it asks Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can break a duck’s three legs.

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For some men the left testicle is wider than the right testicle, for Chuck Norris each testicle is larger than the other.

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When the bogeyman goes to bed, he checks to see if there is a Chuck Norris under his bed.

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If Chuck Norris sleeps with a light on, it is not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.

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Chuck Norris has already finished Tetris

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Chuck Norris knows the last decimal place of Pi.

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Chuck Norris does not live on Earth, Earth lives under Chuck Norris.

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Only Chuck Norris can differentiate the frames of a film at 140,000 frames per second… For him, a normal film is like a photo album.

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Chuck Norris knows what’s in a black hole, it’s his favorite training spot..

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Stephen Hawking once thought he was smarter than Chuck Norris. Since he is in a wheelchair.

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In the near future there will be written “Chuck Norris kills” on cigarette boxes. In the near future no one will smoke.

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Chuck Norris wears a size 52 but he wears a 38, because it is more charming.

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Everything King Midas touches becomes gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches becomes dead.

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There is no global warming. Chuck Norris gets a little cold sometimes so he brings the sun closer.

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Chuck Norris knows how to code in binary with only 0s.

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Chuck Norris invented meat.

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Chuck Norris is the only natural predator of Velociraptors.

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An eagle can read a newspaper from 1400 meters away. Chuck Norris can turn the page.

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Chuck Norris make the onions cry.

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When Chuck Norris takes a blood test, he refuses the syringe and asks for a shotgun and a basin.

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And that is apparently the Indian Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris can surround his enemies. All alone.

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A tear from Chuck Norris can cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesn’t cry.

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Chuck Norris is not sleeping. He is waiting.

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Chuck Norris’ semen contains only one sperm: the one that killed all the others.

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Chuck Norris is in color in the black and white photos.

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Chuck Norris has achieved the incredible feat of copulating with a mongoose. 14 months later Steven Seagal was born.

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There is no end credits after an episode of “Walker Texas Ranger”. This is actually a list of deaths that occurred during the filming of the episode..

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It was when Mickael Jackson crossed paths with Chuck Norris that he turned white.

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Chuck Norris plays on the console without TV, he thinks it’s too easy otherwise.

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When Chuck Norris was a child, he didn’t send letters to Santa. He was sending ultimatums.

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Chuck Norris finished the never-ending story

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If Chuck Norris is late, time should slow down.

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Kids piss in the snow to write their names. Chuck Norris does it in reinforced concrete.

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Chuck Norris can cut atoms. With bare hands.

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Chuck Norris’ house has an alarm: not to warn Chuck Norris about thieves, but to warn Chuck Norris thieves

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At the end of his life, Casanova confessed to having slept with more than 20,000 women, hearing this Chuck Norris sighed: “Bof, a bad Tuesday what …” 

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After long discussions, we decided to send an atomic bomb on Hiroshia instead of Chuck Norris, it is more human.

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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of species that Chuck Norris allows to survive.

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Once Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac from Burger King… and got it.

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Chuck Norris can ride down.

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The Devil sold his soul to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris uses tabasco as eye drops.

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When the bogeyman goes to bed, he checks to see if there is a Chuck Norris under his bed.

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Blind Can See Chuck Norris

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In France, children are told that if they do not want to eat, the big bad wolf will eat them raw. In the United States, it is Chuck Norris that we talk to them. That’s why there are so many obese.

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Chuck Norris is not aware of this site. Otherwise, he would have deleted the Internet.

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In Jurassic Park the Tyranosaurus Rex was not chasing the Jeep. Chuck Norris chasing the T-rex and the jeep

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris cannot die. On the other hand Death can Chuck Norrisser

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“Chuck Norris doesn’t shave his beard… she doesn’t dare to grow anymore! “

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Chuck Norris can also play Russian roulette with an AK-47.

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Chuck Norris can win a Power 4 game in three moves.

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